OH, wait there is…it is this site…Give Me A Friggin Break. I was killing time waiting on a client to call and for my new web-site to be launched and for the Grill Master to email me the link to a blog on Endoscopy’s so I started using the New WP blog surfer arrow. I paged through I know it had to be 100 mind numbingly stupid blogs sites and then another 100 blog sites that were just down right intended to be weird.

This got me to thinking…heck, the need for the site that the Grill Master and I created a year ago is needed more than every. The GMAFB site is where all of this stuff can be placed on one site. It would save the time I just wasted of paging through a few hundred blog sites looking for something worthwhile to read…. We know you see the same thing…so check it out, go to GiveMeAFrigginBreak.com and post some of the stuff you see…it will provide you that friggin break you have been asking to get all of your life.

Well, anything you find on the internet is news.  However, if you are finding stuff that is too technical, overly internet marketed, part of one of those affiliates programs that you don’t understand or anything on Britney Spears, Iphone, Twitter, Pownce or other things then you need to ask someone to give you a friggin break.  You know where to go to do that.  GMAFB

OK, now the Caveman show is out.  What was suppose to be a full length Geico Commercial turned out to be a real GMAFB 22 minute waste of time.

How many times have you rhetorically asked someone “Give Me A Friggin Break”?

Was it because you saw something that was totally off the wall or so absurd that it can’t be true?  If that it the case then you are not alone.

There is so much crap out on the internet that people post that you could simply spend the entire day posting stuff on the Give Me A Friggin Break website.  Maybe you should do that so everyone can see what you found.

Well, we have been right here watching you…and asking where have you been?

The GiveMeAFriggineBreak.com site is cooking and there will be a lot more activity.  You can help by posting something you find on the internet that needs a friggin break.

Stay tuned for more to come.

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days–mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you’re a dope. If you’re a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you’re a grown man, they’re pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done.
New Rule: There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom.. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you Just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: I’m not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass.. And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn’t a sport. It’s one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What’s next, competitive farting? Oh wait! They’re already doing that. It’s called “The Howard Stern Show.”
New Rule: I don’t need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I’m extra hungry for M&Ms, I’ll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you’re going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what’s playing on the other screens. Let’s remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn’t good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can’t even tell if he’s supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don’t want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to know in months. “27 Months.” “He’s two,” will do just fine.. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God’s sake don’t pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying” Do you want fries with that?”

So, you are one of the many who believe that Social and Business networking is only for the West Coast…and with that it explains the number of coffee shops being directly proportionate to the needs of those people in those areas. 

Well then I have the dubious honor to asking you to give me a friggin break.  There are as many people out here in the Mid-West that social and business network. As a matter of fact, I would say there are more since seeing how friggin crowded the Starbucks are here that most of the Mid-West Social and Business Networking is conducted at the Waffle Houses and Steak-n-Shakes as well as the coffee shops…

With that I can safely say that the region with most Waffle Houses and Steak-n-Shakes is right here in the Mid-West, or at least that is what Rex Dixon told me.

If you are a HUGE fan of Rex ‘Duff’ Dixon then you know he has a butt load of Video Blogs over on his site that kick ass.  Yes, you can give him a friggin break on the quality of video….  In fact, I could see someone who REALLY wants to get noticed online could send RD a new Digital Camcorder and he would do an entire video blog on your site…I am sure you could see the value of that, couldn’t ya, if you can’t then give me a friggin break for mentioning it.

You can ask RD..he will unleash all of the resources of the entire Nuclear Inbox incorporation just for you….so do yourself some good and give RD a friggin break…

Yes, I will be back soon with Video Blogs of stuff you need to take a look at… so check out Give Me A Friggin Break while you ae waiting.

Now that I have got your friggin attention.  Speaking of time, how many times have you read something or was listening to someone tell a story and you said to yourself, our out loud, for that someone to give you a friggin break????

I know with all of the blogs I am reading and junk out there on the internet that I say give me a friggin break several times a day.

Now I wonder if there is a place to put this stuff?  Hummmm where have I heard of a site that lets you put the crap you find on the internet on it so others can see it.  I am sure it would be a great way to promote yourself… HUMMM where did I see where that site was?..well, here you go, another example where I say    Give me a friggin break